About Us

Simon Mike Gump is a 20-year-old struggling artist who enjoys podcasting, duck herding and binge-watching boxed sets. He is exciting and creative, but can also be very rude and a bit evil.

He is an Argentinian Hindu who defines himself as gay. He started studying chemistry at college but never finished the course. He is obsessed with Donald Trump.

Physically, Simon is in good shape. He is very short with olive skin, brown hair and brown eyes. He has a tattoo of Donald Trump between his shoulder blades.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. After his mother died when he was young, he was raised by his father

He is currently in a relationship with David Darren Reid. David is 16 years older than him and works as an artist.

Simon’s best friend is a struggling artist called Lexie Morris. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with a struggling artist called Luis Clark. They enjoy working on cars together.